Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
RAMEN!

Buying Things

I've bought many things.
Today I bought an electric acoustic guitar, and a wonderful amp to go along with it. They are both beautiful and will make me have very good dreams.
I'm new to blogger so I don't know how to post pics (or even if you can do so!) But I will maybe post them if I figure out how to do so!
I like buying ramen, as ramen is cheap, and tasty. Ramen makes up a big part of my diet. I buy lots of ramen.
I also like to buy accessories. Accessories for my iPod touch, accessories for my dog, for my computer, for my woman, accessories for everything I have, and even things I don't have sometimes.
I buy things cause I feel guilty if I spend my money on expensive food (ramen is cheap, so I don't feel bad!). Can't buy me love? Wrong-oh, you could definitely purchase love from me (assuming you do so, I also assume you're a really attractive lady).
Anyway, I like buying things and you should too! Why save money that you could be spending on things that will make you happy? Spend your money before you have to pay for something suckish.
Have fun spending your money kid-o's!